Techie Tees
Techie Tees are funny programmer T-shirts for Indian software engineers, developers, testers and anyone who has said "works on my machine" with a straight face. Every design is a joke from real dev life: logs that confess (Logs Kya Kahenge), prod that breaks on a Friday (Breaking Prod), AI bills bigger than your salary (Burning Tokens and Salary) and Hinglish office lines only desi devs catch (CC Karti Mai Maru). Each tee is a unisex cotton crew neck, printed to order, sized S to XL on every design and XS to XXL on many. Prices run Rs 599 to 649 with free shipping across India. Wear one to stand-up and watch the PM pretend not to read it. Two tees with code BUY2 get 15% off.
Techie Tees FAQ
What are Techie Tees?
Techie Tees are RelatabiliTee's funny programmer T-shirts for Indian software engineers, with jokes about logs, deploys, Git, agile and AI coding. Each costs Rs 599 to 649 with free shipping across India.
What fabric are the T-shirts?
Every tee is a unisex cotton crew neck, with the design printed after you order.
Do you ship across India, and what does it cost?
Shipping is free anywhere in India. Orders are processed in 1 to 2 business days and arrive in 3 to 5 days in metro cities and 5 to 7 days elsewhere.
Can I return or exchange a tee?
We don't accept returns or size exchanges, because every tee is printed to order for you. If your tee arrives wrong, damaged or defective, send your order number and clear photos within 48 hours of delivery and we will make it right.
How do I pick my size?
Every design comes in S to XL and many in XS to XXL, all in a unisex regular fit; Low Battery Human goes up to 3XL. Compare the size chart on the product page with a T-shirt you already own, since sizes can't be exchanged.
