Byte Me Funny Programmer T-Shirt India

Printed to order, dispatched in 1 to 2 business days. Arrives in 3 to 5 days in metro cities, 5 to 7 days elsewhere. Code BUY2 takes 15% off 2 or more tees.

Byte Me is a funny programmer T-shirt for devs who skip small talk. It is a unisex cotton crew neck, printed to order in 9 colours, sizes XS to XXL. Rs 599, taxes included, with free shipping across India. Dispatched in 1 to 2 business days.

Boundaries, in eight bits.

The Story

This isn't just a T-shirt. It is a declaration of war on non-technical small talk. It says Byte Me, because "please respect my boundaries" wouldn't fit on the chest.

Warning: May cause spontaneous high-fives from developers and confused looks from everyone else.

Material	Cotton.
Fit	Unisex regular, XS to XXL.
Colour	9, Black to Petrol Blue.
Wash care	Cold wash, inside out. No bleach. Never iron the print.
Vibe	Binary, non-negotiable.

Pairs Well With

Git Happens: for merge-conflict survivors.
Shift Happens: typos as life advice.
Low Battery Human: social battery at 5%.

One byte, eight bits, zero patience. More in Techie Tees.

Shipping and returns

Shipping is free anywhere in India. Orders are processed in 1 to 2 business days and arrive in 3 to 5 days in metro cities and 5 to 7 days elsewhere.

We don't accept returns or size exchanges, because every tee is printed to order for you. If your tee arrives wrong, damaged or defective, send your order number and clear photos within 48 hours of delivery and we will make it right.

Size help

Every design comes in S to XL and many in XS to XXL, all in a unisex regular fit. Compare the size chart with a T-shirt you already own, since sizes can't be exchanged.

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