Low Battery Human Funny Introvert T-Shirt

Printed to order, dispatched in 1 to 2 business days. Arrives in 3 to 5 days in metro cities, 5 to 7 days elsewhere. Code BUY2 takes 15% off 2 or more tees.

Low Battery Human is a funny introvert T-shirt for anyone whose social battery dies by 11 AM. It is a unisex cotton crew neck, printed to order in 14 colours and our widest size run, XS to 3XL. Rs 599, taxes included, with free shipping across India. Dispatched in 1 to 2 business days.

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The Story

This is not laziness. This is not rudeness. It is a system notification: social battery critically drained, now running on leftover snacks and the willpower you already spent on the 10 AM sync. Plug into silence. Do not attempt small talk.

Warning: Approaching the wearer with "one quick call?" may trigger an unscheduled shutdown.

Material	Cotton. Recharges you faster than a long weekend.
Fit	Unisex regular, XS to 3XL.
Colour	14, Black to Jade.
Wash care	Cold wash, inside out. No bleach. Never iron the print.
Vibe	Do Not Disturb, permanently.

Pairs Well With

Main Character Syndrome: for the rare full-battery day.
NeendPaglu: the charging cable.
Talk Memes to Me: the only conversation you'll accept.

Battery health not covered under warranty. Recharge via naps. More in Memes & Pop Culture.

Shipping and returns

Shipping is free anywhere in India. Orders are processed in 1 to 2 business days and arrive in 3 to 5 days in metro cities and 5 to 7 days elsewhere.

We don't accept returns or size exchanges, because every tee is printed to order for you. If your tee arrives wrong, damaged or defective, send your order number and clear photos within 48 hours of delivery and we will make it right.