This is for the person who fights office battles through email threads and knows that adding the right name to CC is deadlier than any reply. Soft, breathable cotton that survives Monday standups and Sunday laziness alike. Clean bold print, unisex fit, and a punchline that only the initiated will catch. If your coworker reads your shirt and goes quiet, it is working.
Say it out loud and it is the song lyric stuck in everyone's head. Read it at your desk and it becomes the most feared move in corporate warfare.
