Ben Claude Funny AI Developer T-Shirt

Printed to order, dispatched in 1 to 2 business days. Arrives in 3 to 5 days in metro cities, 5 to 7 days elsewhere. Code BUY2 takes 15% off 2 or more tees.

Ben Claude is a funny AI developer T-shirt for Indian devs who pair-program with an AI and swear in Hindi. It is a unisex cotton crew neck, printed to order in 13 colours, sizes S to XXL. Rs 649, taxes included, with free shipping across India. Dispatched in 1 to 2 business days.

Wordplay so unhinged the model won't autocomplete it.

The Story

Read it in English and it is a polite nod to an AI coding assistant. Read it the way your Delhi colleague would and it is exactly what you said when the assistant rewrote 400 lines you never asked it to touch. Office-safe until someone who knows Hindi walks past. Then it is a team-building exercise.

Warning: May cause sudden laughter in stand-up and a very long explanation to your non-desi manager. Do not translate on Slack.

Material	Cotton. Survives context windows and the washing machine.
Fit	Unisex regular, S to XXL.
Colour	13, White to Olive Green.
Wash care	Cold wash, inside out. No bleach. Never iron the print.
Vibe	As an AI language model, I cannot wear this. You can.

Pairs Well With

Context Window Closed: out of tokens, out of patience.
Burning Tokens and Salary: when the AI bill beats the bug.
AI Paglu: for the prompt addict on your team.

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Shipping and returns

Shipping is free anywhere in India. Orders are processed in 1 to 2 business days and arrive in 3 to 5 days in metro cities and 5 to 7 days elsewhere.

We don't accept returns or size exchanges, because every tee is printed to order for you. If your tee arrives wrong, damaged or defective, send your order number and clear photos within 48 hours of delivery and we will make it right.